Nov 7, 2009

close but no cigar

Tesco are selling 15 bottles of bud for a tenner. Ordinarily this would be a pretty good deal, but a couple of weeks ago Asda dropped the groundbreaking 15 Carlsbergs for a fiver.

sorry Tesco, but as Edward G. Robinson said to Steve 'certified badman' McQueen...

Tuborg



4 Tuborg for £2 courtesy of our good friend  J. Sainsbury

Oct 28, 2009

15 for £5, say no more



bruv 15 carlsberg exports for £5.

go to asda...

Now

Oct 16, 2009

drinkin on the 40 smokin on a blunt



for some unacceptable reason we dont have 40oz over here (come on Gorden were meant to be the binge drinking capital of the world, fix up, the yanks are laughing at us) 560ml bottles are the closest we have, but they're only 18oz.

Tesco obviously feel my pain and are giving away two 560ml bottles of San Miguel or Cobra for £3, two of my favourite beers. shit, I love you Tesco!







San Miguel ad vid Manny Pacquiao

Oct 10, 2009

The bud makes me wiser



its not the greatest deal, so i thought id spice it up with some eye candy. So when u've finished wakin off go down to tesco and get 12 bottles of bud for £9 or via versa, it up to you people

Sep 28, 2009

Really not Gangsta



ok so if your stone broke (like you got less then a pound) and you really really need to get some beers in follow these steps:

1. Question what the fuck your doing with your life and why you feel the need to get drunk when you have no money to your name.

2. go to Asda and cop 4cans of Asda smart price Bitter for 94p

You Waste man

The Yanks favorite larger



Last week i posted about a larger keg of dubious quality from Lidl.
it was 11quid and i fort this was amazing...

but today i stumbled across a 5lt keg of Heineken for £12 at Asda

5 liters for £12, and its not even shit beer!!!!
go get this now!

Asda

Sep 22, 2009

Summer is over


cash in on cheap cider again!

tesco have two big bottles of bulmers( pear and apple) for £3 and three big bottles of gaymers for £4. untill next month

For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King -- Shakespeare


Educating you and getting u drunk on the cheap, u should be paying me for this shit!

if you like ale Lidl have half liter bottles of Spitfire, pedigree and bishops finger for a pound all day!

the Danes hate to see it leave...

but those punk bitches at iceland cant wait to get rid of it.
carlsberg export (so much better then the piss water in the standard cans) is going for 1pound a pint, pretty sick!




4 pint cans for 4 pounds - iceland

Cheap foreign blonde


k not to sure bout this one but you can get 5l some crappy* blonde for like £10.99 from Lidl

Five liters fot 11 pound, thats got to be worth it no matter how crap it is...
err i dont know, got get it and let me know!






*citation needed

TESCO

you can also get 10 440ml cans of sella and fosters (see last post),
tesco are doing it!

Becks at tesco

6 bottles for 4quid is a sick deal at all the tesco expresses

at the bigger ones you can get 10 becks vier cans for 6! its the 440ml cans but thats still a deal, valid to 06/10/2009 so go get drunk... QUICK